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Null Shithead Was Kidnapped, But He Owned The Bitch

Well, you’ve been wondering where I’ve been haven’t ya! I’ve been around, I’ve been in the allies of the news, I’ve been around the block. first and foremost, I was kidnapped by an idiot assassin, wanting to take me out, as well as my blog. Now who is the assassin? We’ll get to that, no worries, first let me explain how I kicked and owned, and maybe even pooped on this dudes flipping world! I’m flaming! I’m heated! Oh buddy don’t even get me started on this IDIOT! This fuck head decided to KIDNAP me while buying me food? This is when I knew it was going to be an easy escape, I mean, how much work would it take to kick this jack ass in the shin and run? I started to think deeper about it, how about I run this idiot for his money, and get a free meal in the process! Hahah, if you can’t tell by now, the idiot is Clif, who is clif? It’s not Clif the big red dog, because that clif is actually cool. This Clif, you’re gonna hate this son of a bitch with all your guns. Every word that comes out of his mouth his dumb. I think he is dumb, he is so bad. Hey clif. Hey buddy, lick my balls. Bitch

Flame Clif Here: https://twitter.com/powerful_ceo

P.S: Clif is okay I guess. I’m not that mad. Although he does have to lick my balls to save the world. (Please tweet him this.)

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Skittles, These shits are flavorful!

Have you ever tasted a skittle? If you chew it slowly, you can taste this really good flavor, I have yet to figure out what it is, however I’m loving it baby! I’m trying the one and only “Tropical Skittles,” These sons of a bitches taste like, I’m in a tropical forest maybe? The flavor is explainable, I’m chowin on these suckers rn! (Skittles listen up, pay me, or send me candy for this fucking article.)

Wow, so I’ve been doing some deeper research into these “Skittles” now there isn’t much science about them, as the ingredients are secret and I don’t even know where the candy comes from for that matter! LOl! Maybe from space, only aliens can create candy as advanced as these are today. I believe the candy industry is working with the aliens and government, possible even with the U.S (Also should work with me.)

Getting pretty close to finishing my bag, weird how that works huh? Like they WANT you to buy more, personally, I’d withdrawal from my over shore bank account and purchase the candy maker it self, why are we wasting time here? We ain’t got no time lose! We only got time to gain! Under are belt! For candy and shit! My goal is to be sponsored by at least twelve different candy companies that mail me candy every month so I have a decent supply to last me the rest of my life. If this is not possible, it will be very soon, I will work hard towards this goal, and some day achieve it. Please wish me luck in this journey, you little bitches !

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Snack Review By Chives Celery (@Trillama)

Hello friends. Todau I will be reviewing a few of my recent snacks, and giving suggestions of whether or not you should snack on these snacks.

1. Hot Tamales: Tropical Heat
It’s no secret that in the world of snacks, candy holds it’s own as a good snack variety. And what snack candy better than a small, pill shaped cinnamon candy that tastes bad, Hot Tamales. An actual tamale is a mexican dish made of pork and corn husk or something. Tropical heat gives us flavors nobody asked for, inculding Pineapple Picante and Limon Fever, as opposed to the regular cinnamon flavor. 3/10

2. Bisuits and Gravy Lays Poatato chip.
Recently Lays has done that competition that’s like they pay a million dollars to whoever suggests a good chip flavor. This is because they have either run out of ideas, or they have so much money they wanna just give it away. Last time, the best flavor was clearly the wasabi ginger kind, but people are stupid ad it didnt win. bicuts and gravy is good though 8/10

3. Mission Tortilla corn chuip strips.
Yeah, another chip. Mission is good, authentic mExican flavors imo. Very good with salsa, these are pretty much a staple for me at this poiunt. 10/10

4. Nature Valley Oats and Honey granola bars
You get 2 in one pack so you really cant complain, they are good for when you are feeling too clean and want to get crumbs all over you. A nice brittle texture, with sweet notes, im guessing that’s the honey coming into play. 9/10 wish they werent so messy would be a 10

Remember America, snack on the Good Stuff.
*Chives Celery (@trillama twitter) is a professor of snackology at the University of Pheonix online classes*

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Why Alligator Clips Have Led To Higher Hospital Bills

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We all know about these deadly items, this malicious tool has caused over one million deaths over the past year, as well as giving people, a pretty hefty hospital bill, hell even worse, a funeral bill. People may be asking, “How the hell is this causing deaths, or how are people even getting hurt?” There has been a recent event that is unexplained, no human can explain the recent events. One of the most recent event is the jump from jumper cables into the realm of higher entities and aligator clips. This event actually happened to me, yesterday at 5 AM, right before I was heading to bed. It didn’t make much sense honestly, maybe I should try to explain all that deep. I’m still in a lot of shock.

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Preparing Pasta With Shithead

Hello! Welcome to my very first Cooking with episode! I think I’ll start doing these as I enjoy cooking, and I may as well write about my process. First things first, episode one we will be cooking spaghetti with tomato sauce and turkey meat, it’s a very special family meal we have always had.

5:41 PM : Put the water on the oven, it is now heating up, the water is gaining the hit to than prepare the spaghetti to be eaten, with my mouth.

5:49 PM : The water has begun boiling, that shit is flaming hot, I bet if you stuck your hand in there, you would get a, maybe 5th degree burn, some serious shit.

5:52 PM : Spaghetti has been put into the water, the meat is slowly cooking, we’re off to a pretty damn good start if you ask me boys.

I’m also doing a lot of other shit, like I just took out the trash, I love to take out the trash, the dog just shit on the carpet, that’s extremely bad ass.

5:59 PM : Meat almost done, the meat is cooking pretty slow because it was still a little frozen, I didn’t have time to wait, I had to devour the food before my life span went to zero…

6:05 PM : I’ve combined the meat and sauce, they are now cooking together, mixing the sauce and meat… The flavor is combining… You can tell this is gonna be some good ass food, because I’m cooking it baby! Here comes the seasoning!

Season List:

Garlic Salt

Black Pepper

Mrs Dash

After I wrote Mrs. Dash I ended up digging into this tasty sucker. It was beautiful, and I ate all of it, if I could do it again, I would probably do it the rest of my life. Overall, I would no doubt always recommend my home made pasta, ever wanna come over and chow down on some Shithead spaghetti? Well get your ass down here!

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Donald Trump, The Old Fart

Donald Trump
By now everyone has heard of the old fart Donald Trump, who seems to enjoy being racist, sexist, and just plain scary, known for being a candidate running for presidency of the United States named Donald Trump, and by heard of, I mean they have talked badly about him, or have made him into a joke, and of course the other group that supports them. Yes that is correct, there is actually real people who do support him, but I’m sure most people can guess what those people are like. Some may thinking “Oh he won’t be elected.” Well, a good idea would be to not instantly shoot it down like that, “Even my wonderful cousins, who have lived in Italy for over 40 years, warn me that if former Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi can do it over there, Trump may be able to get elected over here” (Fenn). How does Donald catch all this media? Well simple, “My colleague Bill Press made the point about the news media in a column: As long as he brings them top ratings, they’ll give him all the time he wants. CNN’s Brian Stelter compared coverage given GOP candidates by CBS, NBC and ABC between Aug. 7 and Aug. 21. On the evening news, Trump talk consumed 36 minutes, 30 seconds. Jeb Bush came in a distant second with 9 minutes and 22 seconds. Marco Rubio, 1 minute, 35 seconds. And poor Lindsey Graham, only one second” (Fenn).
With all this media coverage, what is Donald planning to gain the audience’s attention? His first idea would be to transport over ten million people out of the country, I bet he got those ten thousand votes. Another one his bright ideas is to build a “great, great, wall” around the U.S-Mexico Border. Oh and listen to this, he wants Mexico to pay for it as well. He has many more ideas that you can read online, they are pretty hilarious if you think about it. “I honestly don’t know if Donald Trump will win the Republican nomination. But he’s not just show. He’s offering something real, something very valuable to his party’s electorate that can’t be laughed off or dismissed. Expect him to be around for a while” (Slayton). However, Donald Trump doesn’t seem like a man that should run for president. Just enjoy your company and money Donald, leave the country to someone who really understands it.

Work Cited
Slayton, Robert. “Don’t Dismiss Donald As A Joke.” Huffington Post. The Huffington Post. 9/01/15 Web. 9/01/15
Fenn, Peter “President Trump? Not Just A Joke, a Bad Joke.” U.S News.  The U.S News. 8/31/15 Web. 9/01/15
Graham, Todd “Donald Trump was terrible.” CNN. Cable News Network. 8/07/15

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Together We Share a Parallel Universe

Have you ever put in the thought about what if you decided to do something else, in which it completely changes your future, however, you sadly picked the wrong one, and something negative occurred in your life.

Like say you picked a pack of Yu-Gi-Oh cards, and you’re like, “These are gonna totally fucking kick so much ass, you don’t even know.” However, they sadly do not kick, ass, which does not kick ass, extremely a lot (This is another subject in it self.) Now, we must enter the parallel universe entrance gate, where the adventure begins. Here we will enter the first (Of the first universe) universe. Where here, you will have mild cards, which is pretty cool, and hell, I would accept, but were here to adventure and proceed past human limits with the Yu-Gi-Oh cards. Now lets enter the second (Of the first universe.) universe. Here you have all of the maximum cards, expect one, which is extremely shit. Who the fucc wants ONE extremely shitty card, we want ALL of that shit to be good you feel me!

Now this, this is where it gets, beyond what you can event think about. Hell I can’t even think about it, I can’t seem to fully complete the thought in my broken brain to understand it. Here we go, this will be my most complete understanding, It can’t get any better than this baby!

The universe of the fifty fifth universe of the twelve milky way, here you will proceed to journey through nine more universes, which will than bring you to the void, which I can not explain, it has a weird mist, and it’s complete darkness, every inch, dark, blank, empty. You begin to hallucinate in this void, which is why you do not want to stay long. A good trick to get out of this fast is to enter warp speed and enter the sixty ninth and the four twenty universe, here are the future, advanced technological civilizations are staying, you can choose to live here, or just visits. Enjoy.

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What Is Animal Rights? (Rewritten)

Aug 27th

What Is Animal Rights?

What is Animal Rights? Google defines it as “Animal Rights insists that animals, of any kind, are not here for human use only, such as medical research, hunting, and other services to humans.” A major example of this would be, us humans using Animal furs to have style, and look cool, as well as be stay warm. “Whether it came from an animal on a fur farm or one who was trapped in the wild, every fur coat, trinket, and bit of trim caused an animal tremendous suffering—and took away a life” (PETA).  Ever wonder how they get the fur? Well fur farmers have many ways of doing so, all of which can be pretty brutal, or just plain inhumane. These fur farmers collect fur by trapping these animals in small cramp cages, where they are treated very badly and are killed the cheapest way possible to save fur farmers money. These cheap killing ways include gas, suffocation, electrocution, and poison. From the names of these, they aren’t fun, and causes the animals lots of stress, and suffering. “In Canada, hundreds of black bears are shot at point-blank range or caught in traps and left to suffer for days so that their skins can be used to make the ceremonial hats worn by Queen Elizabeth II’s Five Guards’ Regiments” (PETA).
What is the solution to said problem? Well that’s an extremely easy answer. “Cruelty-free fabrics and faux furs are available in stores everywhere, and PETA continues to work with designers and clothing retailers to encourage them to use and sell only animal-friendly fabrics” (PETA). What is Cruelty-free fabrics and faux fabrics? These are furs that are not stolen from any animals and human made. This means the following will not be in your clothing, wool, rabbit hair, camel hair, horse hair, or even alligator skin! Ways of easily avoiding animal furs in your clothing by checking the tags, and or asking an employee if it includes animal furs. Peta also provides plenty of sites that sell non-fur clothing. If people were more serious with saving animals, using animal fur would be in some way against the law, if it was took that serious of course.

Works Cited

“The Fur Industry.”  Peta. http://Peta.org Peta, 2015. Web. Aug 27th 2015 Accessed
“How To: Shop for Cruelty-Free Fashion!” Peta2 Lifestyle http://peta2.com Peta, 2015. Web. Aug 27th 2015 Accessed.

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I Had The Fame And Success, THan i Lost it ALL.

This is my first rant/review.. please kill me

This is the story of how I owned a domain for less than 48 hours.

It all started with the thought of buying a domain for this blog here, because, well, I enjoy posting on it, so I thought I’d make it a lil more official and professional, I decided to use the company 1and1 for my domain needs. I’m not gonna complain too much about this, because it was only a small amount of 99 cents that got me the domain Nullshithead.com, which if you enter into your web browser bar, it will not load. Lets take a step back. I set up the domain and forward it to wordpress which costs me an extra $26 for an upgrade. Which I got refunded because I have no use for it anymore. Sorry WordPress.

I woke up, got off work, and my site is down, domain is no longer on my control panel of 1and1, im not really sure what happened. You know.. It’s just one of those days, it’s all about the he said she said bullshit you know!

It’s time I take a stand and I boycott 1and1, from who i should of never bought from, thank you for listening.

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Heard On The Block That The Stocks Are Going Down!

Uh oh, it seems we have a case of the stocks going down, instead of up, as you know, stocks are suppose to go up, that is how the world goes around! However, the world doesn’t seem to be going around, but instead standing still, with Dow Jones dropping over 1,000 points, whatever these points are, maybe they mean something in a video game? We’ll have to see some time in the future, obviously, whoever is playing the Dow Jones game, is sucking, a whole bunch a lot. I am sure the gamers who were purchasing these stock p0oints were making a whole ton of bank and then BOOM! Money loss! That would suck sooo much ass.

You might think,”uhh null shit head, do you even know what stocks are lol!” well yeah, I do idiot. Why don’t you learn a thing or two and get your game up! Get your game up babby! OOh yeah baby get your gammmeee up! If you don’t get your game uup you may as well get your uhh game down!

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Willing to review, interview, or anything really, just suggest!

Have something you’d like me to write about? Simply tweet me, or even DM via Twitter as I have open dms. My twitter name is @null_shithead or, if of course you do not own a twitter, you cab always submit me a comment here, or email me @ [email protected]
Like I said I am willing to give your products, or even website, a honest review and description of my own, if i enjoy it, i’ll of course give positive reviews about it.
If you’d like me to interview you for whatever reason this may be, I will also do it.
And any story youd like me to write I will. give me a plot.

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The Day THe Internet Died

I bet the title scared you all shitless, (Bet you think I misspelled shirtless, no, we are are going full on shit-less mode.) it’s okay, that is why you’re here on The Official Shit Head Blog News, where shit gets real. In this insane blog post I will be predicting the future for all you internet kiddies to see what it is like when the internet dies. Basically what will happen is someone one will leak some extremely bad ass high tech government document, and i’m talking bad ass shit, like shit that makes the government drop everything and go bat shit crazy! Lol. This stuff will explain the meaning of life, exact cords for aliens, anything you can think of and you can bet your ass it will be in that motha fuckin’ document!

Panic begins, governments don’t know what to do with the extreme amount of social justice tweets, and activists making extreme steps in the social media world of exposing these bastards! The documents are getting leaked! The Documents are getting leaked! Haha I bet these bastards are yelling that in the offices! I don’t know though, I am at home, writing this, explaining my time travel journey.

The government begins taking extreme action, including suspending accounts that weren’t doing much, and even blocking tweets from being posted, they were blocking these peoples freedom of speech! What a motha fucker! The people were furious now, the people begin building armies of their own and breaking the cities, mass fires and riots happen around the world. The world has entered world war three due to the internet cut out. The Human species depends on the internet. Don’t shut off the internet! The internet Must live on or else we di- INTERNET TRANSMISSION DISCONNECTED

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travelling Through Space And Time, The Cool Fucking Way!

[Extreme action music is playing at this moment, maybe something like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrZd29D2deg this sound sooo fucking bad ass, we’re obviously in a really intense moment in this scene, so be sure to listen to that song I forgot the name but listen to it through out the article.]

Ahh, so you’re here to see what it’s like to travel through time and space? Well, it’s your lucky day you little maggot! I’m the top, uhh top sergeant, like, elite sergeant, like a really bad ass dude. Been doing my job for the government for over about ten years. I was recruited from a source I can not release, however they contacted me by sending me mail, emails, texts, calls, you know, things you can track, but who gives a fuck. All my interactions are encrypted, my hair is encrypted, its impossible to see what I am typing, like watch this: *$JFDMS<<GNMNS, you don’t even know what the hell I said right there? I bet you are a crying now, oh well, you’ll never find out. You can give me one million dollars and I will tell you however.

[Extreme action music is playing at this moment, maybe something like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrZd29D2deg this sound sooo fucking bad ass, we’re obviously in a really intense moment in this scene, so be sure to listen to that song I forgot the name but listen to it through out the article.]

Ahh, so you’re here to see what it’s like to travel through time and space? Well, it’s your lucky day you little maggot! I’m the top, uhh top sergeant, like, elite sergeant, like a really bad ass dude. Been doing my job for the government for over about ten years. I was recruited from a source I can not release, however they contacted me by sending me mail, emails, texts, calls, you know, things you can track, but who gives a fuck. All my interactions are encrypted, my hair is encrypted, its impossible to see what I am typing, like watch this: *$JFDMS<<GNMNS, you don’t even know what the hell I said right there? I bet you are a crying now, oh well, you’ll never find out. You can give me one million dollars and I will tell you however.

Okay, now, back to the story of what space, and time is like. It’s actually complete horse shit, it fuckinngggg succcckkksss. Like, don’t even bother, you’ll waste your time. Sike! That’s if you do it the non cool way! I’m here to teach you the coolest way. Now lets get our asses in gear, and go check out space and shit brother!

Step #1.)

You must obtain your time travelling/space travelling space ship. Once this is done, you must do your prep checks, h20 checks, gravity checks, weed checks, food checks, cause you’ll be really hungry after smoking weed in spppacceeeee bitch!

Step #2.)

Take off time! Prepare your launch site, with your team, or with your KARDASHEV SCALE

Okay, now, back to the story of what space, and time is like. It’s actually complete horse shit, it fuckinngggg succcckkksss. Like, don’t even bother, you’ll waste your time. Sike! That’s if you do it the non cool way! I’m here to teach you the coolest way. Now lets get our asses in gear, and go check out space and shit brother!

Step #1.)

You must obtain your time travelling/space travelling space ship. Once this is done, you must do your prep checks, h20 checks, gravity checks, weed checks, food checks, cause you’ll be really hungry after smoking weed in spppacceeeee bitch!

Step #2.)

Take off time! Prepare your launch site, with your team, or with your KARDASHEV SCALE, the ultimate launch site AI. Once time begins to fold into it self, you’ll feel a slight turn in your whole body, this is where you should proceed with the weed smoking, or you will die.

Step #3.)

You’ll be in a self made black hole, which will be scary at first, but you will suddenly learn that black holes are actually extreme travelling tunnels, made for advance species, more advance than us. However, i’ve met these species, and now do work for them. This is where you should enter the  full date, year, month, day, second, minute, hour, every inch of detail.

Step 4.)

BLAST OFF BITCH! WOOOHHHHOOO THIS SHIT IS GOOOOIINNN FASSSTTTT OOOOHHH MMMYYY GOOOOOODDDD AHHHHHH, this is sooo cool, man, I am so glad you can join me in this adventure.

How do you get home? Well simply repeat the process and return to your original year, one second ahead, so you align with current time.

need any more info? Fuck your self bitch

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What Is Animal Rights?

Uhh this was for school so here.
What is Animals Rights you may ask? If you google it, Googles definition says “Animal Rights insists that animals, of any kind, are not here for human use only, such as, Medical Research, hunting, and other services to humans.” (Google Definition), as they are living and breathing just like us humans. Now you may ask, why would animals need rights? We eat them anyways Haha! Well, that’s not all humans to animals, of course one of the major ones being the killing of animals, now you may think, of we need to do this to live, however that is not always true, humans have many ways of creating food. Although a major point brought up about humans needing meat. Although, if humans put the work into finding new forms of food, it’s very possible that we won’t need to kill. “Humans also use animals as science lab tools, testing new substances, or to test a psychological theory of the effects of serve punishment.” (Peter Singer, Experimental Animals – tools for research.) The idea of Animal Rights began around 1975-1980, with one of the first Writers to get fired up about it, happened to be Henry Stephan Salts, I’ll be sure to link you to the book/writing in the work cited. However, he did not create it. The actual first start of the official Animal Rights we have today, all started in 1975, when a Philosopher by the name of Peter Singer publishes “Animal Liberation” with the very meaningful quote at the beginning of the writing. “The question is not, can they reason? Nor, can they talk? But, can they suffer?” (Jeremy Bentham)
After this great progress made by Peter Singer, in 1979, just a few years after Peters published his Animal Liberation writing, an organization under the name Animal Legal Defense Fund was created. Who was it created by? “It was created by attorneys active in shaping the emerging field of Animal Law” (ALDF about us page.) Today, the size of the organization is enormous, including thousands of dedicated attorneys and more than 100,000 members and supporters, now that is an extreme expansion. What does this organization do every day you ask? They are constantly providing free legal assistance to those who are in need, and are handling cruelty cases. They also provide free education, including workshops and seminars to teach you about Animal rights, which in my opinion, is pretty nice of them. This isn’t the only thing the organization does. You can read more on what they do on an everyday bases on the ALDF website, located in the work cited.
After all this work, it is nowhere near done, with the creation of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, aka, the well-known Peta. The organization was founded by Ingrid Newkirk and Alex Pacheco in 1980. Peta is most known for advocating veganism, as well as Hunting in general, including harvesting of animals furs for clothing, being one the major ones. “From 1980-1990s. PETA slowly became the synonymous with animal rights.” (Animal Rights about Page) PETA reaches out to many people by simply using the media that connects us all today. Including social media websites like Facebook, and Twitter. They also use commercials to spread the message. However, PETA also does not have its happiest memories, including the ways they generate controversy using nude celebrities, also provocative campaigns, you can find these campaigns by simply googling PETA provocative campaigns, it’s that simple.
I won’t explain every single event to current day, as there is too many, and this would be a pretty long essay, and it only needed to be 2 paragraphs. However, if you wanted to know one of the most recent to date action taken for Animal Rights, most of you know the documentary Blackfish, exposes SeaWorld, the sea animal amusement park, these owners make billions off exploiting animals. This gets much darker to how the animals are treated. This was in 2013, however Steve-o is still making a movement, including editing a road sign to SeaWorld SUCKS, this will also be linked in the work cited. I hope this tiny amount of information helped you have a better understanding of Animals Rights, and maybe even think twice before exploiting/harming animals to your own use.

Work Cited:
Links used:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Stephens_Salt

What do you mean by “animal rights”?


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animals%27_Rights:_Considered_in_Relation_to_Social_Progress\
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portal:Animal_rights
http://www.utilitarian.org/texts/alm.html
http://animalrights.about.com/od/animalrights101/a/TimelineModern.htm
http://aldf.org/about-us/
http://animalrights.about.com/od/organizationsandactivists/p/PETAProfile.htm
Steve-o sign defacement. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eleVfRwufS4

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The Official David Blue Interview

Hello, today I, Null shithead, present you the event we have all been waiting for, god, we have been waiting for quite a long time, and I am extremely proud to release the edited version of the David Blue, DryWall Media Supreme Leader, official interview.
I don’t have much else to say, besides, sit back and enjoy. Also big thanks to alexa for uploading it due to my no internet/copyright strikes on my YouTube restricting me from a long upload.

Anyways, enjoy, and get some info below.

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