travelling Through Space And Time, The Cool Fucking Way!

[Extreme action music is playing at this moment, maybe something like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrZd29D2deg this sound sooo fucking bad ass, we’re obviously in a really intense moment in this scene, so be sure to listen to that song I forgot the name but listen to it through out the article.]

Ahh, so you’re here to see what it’s like to travel through time and space? Well, it’s your lucky day you little maggot! I’m the top, uhh top sergeant, like, elite sergeant, like a really bad ass dude. Been doing my job for the government for over about ten years. I was recruited from a source I can not release, however they contacted me by sending me mail, emails, texts, calls, you know, things you can track, but who gives a fuck. All my interactions are encrypted, my hair is encrypted, its impossible to see what I am typing, like watch this: *$JFDMS<<GNMNS, you don’t even know what the hell I said right there? I bet you are a crying now, oh well, you’ll never find out. You can give me one million dollars and I will tell you however.

[Extreme action music is playing at this moment, maybe something like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrZd29D2deg this sound sooo fucking bad ass, we’re obviously in a really intense moment in this scene, so be sure to listen to that song I forgot the name but listen to it through out the article.]

Ahh, so you’re here to see what it’s like to travel through time and space? Well, it’s your lucky day you little maggot! I’m the top, uhh top sergeant, like, elite sergeant, like a really bad ass dude. Been doing my job for the government for over about ten years. I was recruited from a source I can not release, however they contacted me by sending me mail, emails, texts, calls, you know, things you can track, but who gives a fuck. All my interactions are encrypted, my hair is encrypted, its impossible to see what I am typing, like watch this: *$JFDMS<<GNMNS, you don’t even know what the hell I said right there? I bet you are a crying now, oh well, you’ll never find out. You can give me one million dollars and I will tell you however.

Okay, now, back to the story of what space, and time is like. It’s actually complete horse shit, it fuckinngggg succcckkksss. Like, don’t even bother, you’ll waste your time. Sike! That’s if you do it the non cool way! I’m here to teach you the coolest way. Now lets get our asses in gear, and go check out space and shit brother!

Step #1.)

You must obtain your time travelling/space travelling space ship. Once this is done, you must do your prep checks, h20 checks, gravity checks, weed checks, food checks, cause you’ll be really hungry after smoking weed in spppacceeeee bitch!

Step #2.)

Take off time! Prepare your launch site, with your team, or with your KARDASHEV SCALE

Okay, now, back to the story of what space, and time is like. It’s actually complete horse shit, it fuckinngggg succcckkksss. Like, don’t even bother, you’ll waste your time. Sike! That’s if you do it the non cool way! I’m here to teach you the coolest way. Now lets get our asses in gear, and go check out space and shit brother!

Step #1.)

You must obtain your time travelling/space travelling space ship. Once this is done, you must do your prep checks, h20 checks, gravity checks, weed checks, food checks, cause you’ll be really hungry after smoking weed in spppacceeeee bitch!

Step #2.)

Take off time! Prepare your launch site, with your team, or with your KARDASHEV SCALE, the ultimate launch site AI. Once time begins to fold into it self, you’ll feel a slight turn in your whole body, this is where you should proceed with the weed smoking, or you will die.

Step #3.)

You’ll be in a self made black hole, which will be scary at first, but you will suddenly learn that black holes are actually extreme travelling tunnels, made for advance species, more advance than us. However, i’ve met these species, and now do work for them. This is where you should enter the  full date, year, month, day, second, minute, hour, every inch of detail.

Step 4.)

BLAST OFF BITCH! WOOOHHHHOOO THIS SHIT IS GOOOOIINNN FASSSTTTT OOOOHHH MMMYYY GOOOOOODDDD AHHHHHH, this is sooo cool, man, I am so glad you can join me in this adventure.

How do you get home? Well simply repeat the process and return to your original year, one second ahead, so you align with current time.

need any more info? Fuck your self bitch

About emotionull

Hello, my name is Emotionull, I run multiple blogs and websites as well as sell art. I also make music. I am 21 years old. Enjoy.

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